I am not a big drinker. On a VERY special occasion I will have one drink and my choice of drink is..
In a long glass with soda water and some lime.
This morning I was making my porridge and coffee for breakfast and then all I could hear was really loud banging. I looked out the front...nothing. So looked out the side...nothing. Looked into the paddock and I started running..
Holy cow Moo, how did you get that thing stuck on your head? I mean stuck fast.
I am new to this cow thing, the most I use to know was if you went to Safeway you could buy it on a tray and take it home for dinner.
I am a little scared of Moo and I like to stay on my side of the fence. Today I had no choice - in I went. She was extremely upset and going round and round in circles and the feeder was flying in the air, banging on the ground, into poles and fences so I tried to stay calm and thought maybe I could just lift it off her!!
Okay so not one of my smartest thoughts and I have the bruise on my leg to prove it.
So in nearly 30 years of marriage I have only ever rang hubby at work twice and made him come home, today became number three.
So I worked out if I held the feeder up so it wasn't dragging her head down or banging on the ground she would stay calm and still. So I held it up off the ground and used my cow whisperer voice and waited for help, boy was I happy to see that car drive down the road.
So the long and short of it is..
Moo no longer has a necklace.
Yes Fiona I needed the Teena Lady.
By the time I got back inside I needed a little something to help calm my nerves and I'm sure in a country somewhere a little Vodka on top of your morning porridge is totally acceptable.